🥚💎 Privileged Hatch Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Cracked Egg, Whole Truth 🥂✨
Product Description:
The Privileged Hatch Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt cracks open America’s favorite secret: some folks are born with a head start—and a diamond tennis bracelet to match. Featuring a cracked egg with a manicured hand reaching for greatness (or just the WiFi password at the summer home), this shirt serves as a cheeky reminder that inherited advantage is alive, well, and flexing.
Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s lightweight, breathable, and built for those who prefer their satire sharp and their style sharper.
Wear this if you:
✅ Understand privilege is an all-access pass to life
✅ Were “self-made” with a little help from trust funds
✅ Think brunch is a birthright
Features (Soft Like a Trust Fund 💎🔥):
✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Easy-care fabric for an easy life.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Mid-weight for effortless style.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape better than some excuses.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Built for endurance, just like generational wealth.
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a wearable conversation starter, calling out the perks of being born at the finish line. Wear it, own it, and never stop asking, “Where’s my invitation to the club?” 🥚💎✨
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
